Ask Sophie / Gripe Tom

We're proud to announce an invitation to "Ask Sophie", a live Los-Angeles-based internet radio show.  Tom Antonellis, author of 'A Bunch of Gripe Grapes (formerly titled 'Hate Speech & Other Things I Hate')' has been invited onto the show as an expert griper!

We're sure you can imagine how excited Tom is given that there are no FCC restrictions on internet shows so he can really gripe his friggin' ass off.

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You can even be a part of the show!  Call 818-602-4929 to "Ask Sophie" or to simply get your gripe on along with Tom Antonellis -- live!

Have handy a bunch of grapes and gripe to your heart's content.

  Get your copy now

If you like what you hear and enjoy the griping, make sure to pop over to  thickskincreations.com to pick up your copy of Gripe Grapes.

The show "airs" (do you say "air" when it's online?  The show "lines"?  What do you say!?  God I hate that!)  The show "lines" at 10am Pacific Time on Thursday May 26th.  (That's 1pm for you dyed-in-the-wool East Coast Tom Antonellis fans).

Stream!  That's what you say.  I think.  The show streams at 10am PST.  Or 'casts.  Like the end of broadcast.   Whatever!

So, procrastinate in your work, shirk your responsibilities and blow off your engagements so you can gripe with your favorite curmudgeon:  Tom Antonellis.

To get you started:  thinks I am currently hating:

- all this talk about the "rapture"

- all this talk about who Arnold Schwarzenegger has had sex with.  I have never really, really cared about Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I have a bunch of his movies; that's as far as my interest goes.  I JUST DON'T CARE.  I didn't care who Clinton diddled either.  When it comes to elected officials, I care about one thing and one thing only:  are you doing your job?  That's it.

- the French phrase "je voudrais"

- sigmoidoscopies

- frogs

- people who you call and when they pick up, after you identify yourself, they say:  "Oh, I'm actually at work right now, can I call you back?..."  Please, don't shit a shitter.  Have the guts to say, "Oh, now that I know it's you, I regret that I've picked up.  I thought it was someone I actually wanted to talk to.  Can I get back to waxing the carrot now?"  I hate these people.

- along the same lines:  people who answer the phone with sleep-voice.  Don't pick up, people!